Sea/ocean Prints

'Looks like her mother let her out of the tub just in the nick of time.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Do you mind?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Food Chain

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Baby on board.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Turtle Hat

Neptune

Dolphin friendly tuna

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Privates Beach"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'