Ocean Activities Prints

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"That is six feet."

No, cruel nature, WHY?

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

'Not only that, but we'll be able to send off 288 messages for help in the empty bottles!'

Man skiing on water into a big fished mouth.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

"Do you mind?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

The Food Chain

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Privates Beach"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Baby on board.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Neptune

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'