Marine Activities Prints

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Leak in the fish tank.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"I like fountains very much!"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Suez Canal Curse

'We're drifting apart.'

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

As you like it - One way of catching fish