Marine Activities Mugs

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Leak in the fish tank.

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"I like fountains very much!"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"At ease!"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Support the Troops

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths