Maritime Operations Mugs

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Ever Given

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"International trade"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Suez Canal Curse

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"