Nautical Activities Mugs

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

"Did you just hear a cow?"

Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"You're wanted on the phone, it's the coastguard."

Boating Reflection

SS Superhero

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

"This boat is aptly named."

Have a very piratical Birthday

"Now you know why I took up the tuba."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Iceberg in a Bottle

Hunky - Dory!

'Yes it can be tedious son. But the 'net pay's not too bad!'

Shark Crossing

'There's been complaints from the neighbours concerning loud music...'

'It's a nicotine patch.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

A Lucid Explanation

Wait, he's right, it hasn't been an hour since he ate.

I lost my parrot somewhere in the harbor. You were separated at berth?

Fishing from a Fish

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Leak in the fish tank.