Nautical Traditions Mugs

"Believe me lad, it's as clear as day in the Sailor's Handbook. The cabin boy always goes down with the ship!"

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

On the brink.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Moustached gentleman

Pirate

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shred the plank."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'It was this big. I swear'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Call me Ishmael."

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'