Nautical Traditions Prints

"Believe me lad, it's as clear as day in the Sailor's Handbook. The cabin boy always goes down with the ship!"

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

On the brink.

Emergency Phone.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate

Moustached gentleman

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Shall I let them breathe."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shred the plank."

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'It was this big. I swear'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"Call me Ishmael."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'