Nautical Lore Prints

'Wow! Gruel twice in one week, IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!'

Flying Dutchman

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'It was this big. I swear'

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"Same ship, different day."

BARBER

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

If only they'd taken it with them!

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

Pirate toilet.

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

Sea yarns.

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 2.

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

Flying Dutchman

Rum Ration Daiquiris: 'We're spoiling them!'

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

LOST AND FOUND, 'Maybe he flew south.'

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

Rescuers Arrive too late at the Desert Island.

'You insistence that women go first is sexist, patronising and offensive.'

'I'm getting too old for this pirate business, Tom.'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

'I hope you realise that this could give us all a really bad name.'

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."