Nautical Tales Prints

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Ghostship

'It was this big. I swear'

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Flying Dutchman

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

The Happy Ship

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"Same ship, different day."

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

A Tale of the Sea

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Damned fine divorce lawyer you turned out to be - when you said I'd have to give her half of everything, I never thought for one minute..."

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."

"What does it look like I'm looking for?"

Sea yarns.

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Neptune and the Titianic

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

Castaway's bad luck.

"Harold Cohen attorney at sea"