Nautical Storytelling Prints

"Call me, Ishmael."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"He's a keeper!"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'