Nautical Legend Lover Prints

Flying Dutchman

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Have a very piratical Birthday

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"Same ship, different day."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

Mermaid and old sailor

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

Manning the (back) yards.

'Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.'

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy