Nautical Mythology Lover Prints

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Have a very piratical Birthday

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Flying Dutchman

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"Same ship, different day."

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

Sea Angel

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"Do you mind?!"

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

Flying Dutchman

"What does it look like I'm looking for?"

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

Rum Ration Daiquiris: 'We're spoiling them!'

Souvenir Cannon - "Caribbean Cruise '49-'51"

Flying Dutchman

Castaway's bad luck.

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill