Nautical Heritage Prints

Keelhauling Tradition

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

On the brink.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Moustached gentleman

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Shred the plank."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Shall I let them breathe."

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"Call me Ishmael."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"