Nautical Culture Prints

"It's pin your colors not collars to the mast."

'Cannonball!'

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

On the brink.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Pirate

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Shred the plank."

Moustached gentleman

Fishing boat.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Call me Ishmael."

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'