Maritime Culture Prints

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

An old sailor with the directions for tying knots tattooed on his chest.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Cannonball!'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

On the brink.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Emergency Phone.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Shred the plank."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Subwoofer

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'