Nautical Celebration Prints

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

On the brink.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Moustached gentleman

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Shred the plank."

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirate

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Subwoofer

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Call me Ishmael."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners