National Celebration Prints

Cuba united against blocking off the country

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

Cardiac Recovery.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dancing Doctor

"We won!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Happy Turkey Day!

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."