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Fish Traps/Lure.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

Horror movies

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Captain in a storm

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Build a Raft

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Are we there yet?'

Surf Casting

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Boat wedding.

The Food Chain

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Neptune

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Privates Beach"

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