Oceanic Exploration T-Shirts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Sleeping octopus.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Captain in a storm

Horror movies

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

Surf Casting

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boat wedding.

The Food Chain

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Summertime

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Touché"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.