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'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Why do I always get behind a slowpoke?

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Gag iceberg.

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Captain in a storm

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

A Preschool of Fish

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Sea weed harvest.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Batman O' War

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Shark infested custard!

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'