Maritime Exploration T-Shirts

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Gag iceberg.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

A Preschool of Fish

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Sea weed harvest.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Shark infested custard!

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."