Naval Exploration T-Shirts

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

'Up periscope!'

Women in submarines...

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

A Preschool of Fish

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Batman O' War

Shark infested custard!

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

COWMIKAZES

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

Guide fish.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Welcome."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'