Seas Gifts

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Seaworld great whites.

'They have TWO trees!'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Do you mind?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Food Chain

"Privates Beach"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Turtle Hat

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Neptune

Baby on board.