Sea Gifts

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Guy standing on the end of a pier and the pier is saying 'Go on ya wimp, jump' - Pier pressure

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'This is sounds of the ocean. For a $25 pledge, we'll send you a recording of 'Sounds of the Tsunami'.....'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Retireee sits at desk on beach

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Delivery."

"Oh my God! We're taking on water, the radio's dead and we need help. Break out the flares!"

He loved a sea very much

Mermaids cross

Lighthouse

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'HI, Mom. Meet my significant other.'

"I wouldn't worry. It's mostly water weight."

'No Junior, we're not going home yet. We have to wait till high tide to float your father.'

"It looks delicious."

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

A man walking down the street notices water leaking out from under a door, and then sees a boat on the water on the horizon through the display window.

Island man

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

The Gulf Stream

"My turn."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Two men sitting languidly, discussing the strengthening properties of sea air

The tide comes in on a sand castle

"Wow, I can hear and see the ocean!"

Fish and Chips

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.