Sea World Gifts

Aquarium

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fishing boat.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Jacques Cousteau.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Stop Human Footing