Water World Explorer Gifts

Fish Friendships.

'It shrunk!'

'Steroids.'

'The advantage of an electric eel is that it provides it's own power for its aerator.'

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Travelling

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Introducing Piza Island.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Second lifeReal life.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Business Duck

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."