Sea Scene Curator Gifts

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The one that got away

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Fishing with God

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Puss in cement boots"

Leak in the fish tank.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Watching Sea Life.

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)