Sea Sagas Appreciator Gifts

"Oh swimming around, eating fish.. what's your porpoise in life?"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Fish or Cut Bait

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Fish mobsters.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'That was fun!'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

The Truth About Mermaids

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Mermaid Yoga

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

Sea Adventure Book

'What'

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"