Sea Sagas Appreciator Gifts

"Oh swimming around, eating fish.. what's your porpoise in life?"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'That was fun!'

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

The Truth About Mermaids

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Mermaid Yoga

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

Sea Adventure Book

'What'

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'