Sea Saga Survivor Gifts

'I know I said that neither mountains, nor oceans, or vast empty plains would keep us apart, but, hon, these are sharks.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Emergency Pants

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'That was fun!'

'What luck!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Welcome centre

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Don't they look silly?'

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

'What luck. It's Kosher.'