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'I know I said that neither mountains, nor oceans, or vast empty plains would keep us apart, but, hon, these are sharks.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Emergency Pants

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'What luck!'

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Don't they look silly?'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Welcome centre

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."