Aquatic Aesthetics Appreciator Mugs

"I like your floating shelves."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Piranhaclaus

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"She's just being Koi."

Pets.

Mr Metrosexual.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Civilized Salmon

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Fresh fish

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"He never takes me anywhere."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'