Ocean Entertainer T-Shirts

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Shark food pyramid.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Pottery Slam

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

The ocean is no place for a star.

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

Jelly Fish