Ocean Entertainer T-Shirts

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Shark food pyramid.

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

Pottery Slam

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

Jelly Fish

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

The ocean is no place for a star.

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

Thanks to his leadership, morale was on the upswing.