Marine Beauty Enthusiast Gifts

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Batman O' War

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Dolphin

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"What's the name of our sea?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.