Sea Beauty Lover Gifts

Octopus Manicure.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fishing boat.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

The Imperfect Storm

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"