Marine Photographer Mugs

Puffer fish posing for a photo

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Fish snorkling above water.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I don't do windows."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Batman O' War

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'I hate evolution!'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

One of a kind.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.