Underwater Photographers Gifts

Shark cage offers no protection from a swordfish.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Puss in cement boots"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I hate evolution!'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Shark Chum

clown fish

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Street Performing Octopus

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

The Hudson River School of Art.

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

Dry Cleaning

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

A captive bear is very compliant for a photo opportunity.