Underwater Photographers Pillows

Shark cage offers no protection from a swordfish.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Puss in cement boots"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'I hate evolution!'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Shark Chum

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Street Performing Octopus

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

The Hudson River School of Art.

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

A captive bear is very compliant for a photo opportunity.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"What's that clicking sound?"

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'