Underwater Photography Pillows

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'There goes the neighborhood!' (fish referring to diver)

Shark Chum

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Puss in cement boots"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Get out of my face!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Wow what graphics.'

'I hate evolution!'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Blatant competition in nature.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Swinging through the jungle.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."