Underwater T-Shirts

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'HA! A creme pie doesn't have the same impact under water!'

Making fun of Starfish.

The Octopuss.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Guide fish.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Welcome."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I want out, Laura."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

clown fish

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Happy Valentine's Day.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."