Sea Preservation Gifts

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Nature versus commerce.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Japanese Whaling

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"I dunno...ask him."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.