Sea Preservation Mugs

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Nature versus commerce.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Japanese Whaling

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"I dunno...ask him."

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Stop Human Footing

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Sea Change.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"