Ocean Preservation Mugs

World crisis

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"It's not land unfortunately son, it's the 'Great Pacific Garbage Patch'..."

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

Nature versus commerce.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Rogue elephant

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

"I dunno...ask him."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Fishing for Litter

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Marine Pollution