Ocean Preservation Pillows

World crisis

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"It's not land unfortunately son, it's the 'Great Pacific Garbage Patch'..."

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

Nature versus commerce.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Japanese Whaling

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Rogue elephant

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Sea Change.

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"I dunno...ask him."

Stop Human Footing

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fishing for Litter