Beach Volleyball Coach Gifts

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Brighton Bersagliere.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Built and Built without a permit.

'I think its being tapped.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

Buffering Volleyball

Austrailian Vollyroo

Crab conductor.

"Wear a helmet."

Spiked Ball

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

"New message @david: Hey! Got a sec? Have a quick question..."

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

Karate Yid

Pete Carroll

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

Conductor.

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

Fish Volleyball.

Just taking the dog out for a nice long walk

'It's just a friendly game.'