Beach-side Band Leader Gifts

Crab conductor.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Joe Henry

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

One-man band rehearsal.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Cab Calloway Swings

Dolphin tricks.

John takes a personivacation.

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

Desert Island Books

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

"He doesn't miss an opportunity when it comes to leading the school."

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

The critic as band leader

A Real Working Vacation.

Punch has a smoking break.

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

'Synchronised swimming.'

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

Steve Miller

'A working vacation, your honor?'

Aquarobics.

'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'

'Pwllheli Vice.'

Conductor.

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

"I'm a songbird, so I'm the band leader. You're a hummingbird, so you can't write lyrics and you're a mockingbird who can't write original music."