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'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Brighton Bersagliere.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Built and Built without a permit.

'I think its being tapped.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Buffering Volleyball

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

Austrailian Vollyroo

Crab conductor.

"Wear a helmet."

"New message @david: Hey! Got a sec? Have a quick question..."

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Spiked Ball

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

Karate Yid

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.

Conductor.

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

'It's just a friendly game.'

Just taking the dog out for a nice long walk

Fish Volleyball.

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'