Beach Volleyballer Mugs

Spiked Ball

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Dreaming of Holidays.

Hero of the Beach?

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

Mental To-Do List

The tanning channel.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

Another Victim of Beach Brain

Where's Wilson now?

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Sand castle in a sand timer.

'Mr. Harding can't come to the phone. He's truing to transition to vacation mode.'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'