Volleyball Gifts

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'

"Well, can we at least have our ball back?"

'And this one's for participating in the 'Anything-but-video-games-oree.'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'All Dressage tickets have gone, but I managed to get two for Beach Volleyball instead.'

'Good dig, Tori!!'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

'There it is! OK, now we can resume the game. ...Oh, and by the way, Randy, nice spike.'

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Office Volleyball.

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

'Well, at least can we have our ball back?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Volleyball.

"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."

Volleycat.

A volleyball player has suffered from a 'spiked' ball . . .only the chalk outline remains,

"Finally, a world where everyone wants to serve me."

"I never knew you could have so much fun with a global debt bubble."

This sucks

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Spiked Ball

The Unsportables: Volleyball

"As soon as they arrive they're playing with their balls."

Playing volleyball - man is oblivious of the ball!

'They're terrible. All they're interested in is watching the "poles".'

'It's a volleyball injury. He stepped on a clamshell.'

Cow Volleyball

Shark snorkler.

"You're panting. Put your hat on, the heat's getting to you."