Volleyball Aficionados Gifts

"I never knew you could have so much fun with a global debt bubble."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Hero of the Beach?

A skier and a paraglider

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Where's Wilson now?

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Brunhilde

The pop-up book of fighters

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Buffering Volleyball

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

Stunning politeness.

"You're panting. Put your hat on, the heat's getting to you."

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

Shark snorkler.

"Harold, is that you?"

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Volleyball

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

Spiked Ball

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

Attack of footballs.

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

Harvard Waiting List