Volleyball Fanatic Gifts

Cannibal/Headhunter playing volleyball with a head.

Pete Sampras

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Hero of the Beach?

Olympics create interest in curling.

WWFood Stores.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

Where's Wilson now?

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Brunhilde

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Buffering Volleyball

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

The Jimi Hendrix tennis camp for girls

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

Spiked Ball

"You're panting. Put your hat on, the heat's getting to you."